The moment you die a little inside cause your coach says to bring sneakers to practice..
True..
I have a longer relationship whith my cleats than i do with guys.
Legs..
My legs are BIGGER than my boyfriend's.
Awkard..
When you can't shave your knees because all of the cuts.
Wedgie?..
Picking what underwear and spandex i wear to soccer is a lengthy process. I have to determine which are the most wedgie-resistan and will not be up my ass 5 minutes into the first half.
Hair..
When you have practice and youre tying your hair and your one and only elastic breaks.
Never enough pre-wrap.
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